Terrorists Captured By US To Get Welfare ... I can't make this stuff up!

Terrorists Captured By US To Get Welfare

http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2009/03/welfare_for_freed_gitmo_detain_1.asp



Just reading the headline should get anyones blood boiling. Yes thats right ladies and gentlemen. The Obama administration has found a wonderful way to spend our money yet again. Thats right ... prisoners captured by US forces as recruits for terrorist actions, held at Guantanamo Bay are no eligible for Welfare.

I swear ... only a stupid liberal democrat could think this up. I can see Obama behind the oval office desk talking to Pelosi and Biden ..........


Obama: Here is what were going to do guys ... I am going to close down Guantanamo Bay

Biden: Thats a great idea. I was behind closing Guantanamo Bay back in the 70's

Obama: Guantanamo Bay has only been open since 1987 ... will someone please get me a gag for Biden!

Pelosi: I think thats a great idea, but how can we tie this into our new socialist government.

Obama: Good question. First I need a place to send the terrorist were holding at Gitmo. No other country on the place of the planet wants them, and no states are willing to except them into prisons ... hey wait a sec. Pelosi, your the congresswoman from CA right?

Pelosi: Don't even think about it!

Biden: Think about what?

Obama: Shut up Biden. Pelosi, you have Alcatraz right in your back yard.

Pelosi: Don't even think about it!

Biden: Think about what?

Obama: SHUT UP BIDEN. - Pelosi, this would be perfect! Not only that but you would be backing your great liberal leader!

Pelosi: I said ... Don't even think about it!

Biden: I still don't get it ... think about what?

Obama & Pelosi: SHUT UP BIDEN!!

Obama: Ok, so you don't want the terrorist either. Just great. No what am I gonna do with them. Wait, I've got it. Will take the terrorist that are "not so bad" and just make them free men here in the US. Never mind that they have been brain washed to hate the US and all it stands for. But just to be on the safe side we will give them a Welfare check since no one in there right minds would hire these guys.

Secret Service Guy In The Corner: But would they not just use the money were handing them to continue terrorist activities. I mean this is just ludicrous! You going to set these guys free and give them money. What the hell are you thinking by ....

Obama: - ::: Snaps fingers and looks at a much higher paid secret service guy:::

BANG

Secret Service Guy In The Corner: - ::: Falls to the floor:::

Obama: now that were agreed, I will go notify the AP, CNN, NBC, and the papers. Never mind that they probably won't report it, but if they do it will sound much better coming from them.

Pelosi: I will go to work on getting these guys voting rights for the 2012 election!

Biden: Where am I?

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Ok, so this didn't really happen. But you got to wonder how this brilliant idea came about. I mean really, this is simple math people ... and math was my wost subject.


Trained Terrorist + US Funding = Bad Idea